ABOUT QUIET TEE CLUB 

Golf has a lot of rules. Some of them are about the swing. Most of them are about what you're allowed to wear.

I'm a South African golfer, born in Dundee, KwaZulu-Natal — a town where the golf course doubles as the social calendar. I've spent enough years on courses around this country to notice something: the game is brilliant, and the clothing takes itself far too seriously.

So in 2026 I started Quiet Tee Club. Funny, relatable golf designs printed on kit you'll actually wear:

• Classic white tees — the everyday staple
• Value lifestyle tees — same designs, a range of colours
• Golf polos — course-appropriate, collar and all

Everything is printed on demand right here in South Africa, which means no warehouse full of stock nobody wanted, and no minimum order telling me which designs are allowed to exist. You order it, we print it, it comes to you.

If you've ever three-putted from six feet and blamed the wind, this is your club.

Questions, ideas, or a design you wish existed? Get hold of us — we're listening.